Pi-Pis and Poo-Poos

Big day on Sunday. The nugget found his Pee-Pee!!  His penis. Jeez! We were giving him his evening bath and all of a sudden he just grabbed it. Been doing it ever since. He's a little rough with the poor thing, but I think he'll pull through. NO PUN INTENDED!

The entire long weekend was rather delightful in fact. We, the family unit, went to Wales to the Mister's parent's cottage. Had lovely sunny weather, lots of great pub meals and a much needed dose of greenery. We also enjoyed Pims and lemonade in the garden while the nugget frolicked in the grass. What could be better than getting trashed while your child amuses himself? Fine. I didn't really get trashed. But the nugget did amuse himself. Twice I guess, what with his new discovery and all.

Stop Gap

Stopped in Gap today while waiting for a friend, and stumbled upon their new fragrances. I didn't even know they HAD new fragrances. The last ones I remember were Grass, Sky (at least I think there was one called Sky), Clouds...you know, from like 1997. So I took a whiff of Close and Stay. I was immediately transported back to high school. In a good way. I mean, don't get me wrong, the fragrances aren't particularly nice. They smell a bit cheap and knock-offy. But at the same time, so familiar. Comforting and nostalgic. Couldn't get enough!

OFFICIALLY GROSSED OUT!

Sooo... remember when I thought that the Portobello Road Tesco was the most foul place in London? Well I take it back. The prize now goes to the Ladbroke Grove Post Office. Ticks all the boxes and then some. Sketchy gross smelly people, mainly wreaking of alcohol, unhelpful employees, disorganized spaces and lines, the list goes on. That's all. Just thought I'd share. The Kensington Church Street Post Office is well worth the walk.

Nope the nugget pic has nothing to do with the post office, or the subject line for that matter. I mean, honestly, look at him. Who needs an excuse?