LaCrap

Well, it's finally happened.  I got a job. And it's the MAJOR LAPOOS!  I wanted to like it I SWEAR, but it's been two days now and I kinda want to shoot myself.  Let's see where to begin?  I guess from Tuesday when I started.  First things first, scoped out the bathroom situation. It's a oner - fine, not ideal for poop emergencies, but it's a little out of the way, so could be worse. The real problem was that the lock didn't work, so I peed in an AWFUL hurry, so nervous someone was going to walk in on me.  Which inevitably did happen on pee number three of the day.  Yup, Ginny caught new girl with her pants down.  Awesome. What else? Nobody seemed prepared for my arrival, so plopped me down at some poor girl's desk who was at a breakfast.  Of course, she returned and looked at me like Who the fuck are you and why are you sitting at my desk. SO, they moved me to this awful temporary desk that wobbles.  Fine.  Then, the weird woman sitting opposite me suddenly said to me, "I don't use my phone much.  Here you take it." And put it on my desk. It doesn't have any extensions written on it, rings a hell of a lot for someone who claims to not use their phone, and I'm fairly certain nobody actually knows the real phone number to the office since when I asked, two girls next to me got into a fight about it. La huh?? OH and I've sneezed like 9 times and nobody says bless you.

Other than that, there's this German girl who is supposed to kinda hand over stuff for me to do, but once again, is too busy.  Today she walked me over to our client's store and was on her blackberry the entire time.  I managed to get one question in before she had to make a quick phone call.  Yes. She is indeed from Germany.

So stay tuned.  Should be interesting.  I have promised Mr. LaPoo that I will remain positive and I will continue to make an effort with the hope that it can only get better.  GOD WILLING!