I went to bed terrified last night that I was going to have to review a 12 year old episode of Party of Five for today's post since I did absolutely nothing yesterday. Yes I'm still sick. BUT, thankfully, just before going to sleep I spoke to my friend Elizabeth in NYC, who had a great little tidbit to share.
Seems Elizabeth's roommate has started dating her company's fedex guy. I mean that in itself is AWESOME, but it gets better. Shall we do this Gawker style with points? Why not? (If you don't know Gawker, it's the best. Check it out at www.gawker.com.)
-Fedex guy's name is Anthony, from Brooklyn. +8. What else would it be?
-Anthony wears a fanny pack. +10. And, to quote Elizabeth's email, "He doesn't wear it as part of his uniform. Just on the weekends and stuff to go out." Weekend usage. +2.
- Anthony and roommate Denise leave handles of vodka all over the kitchen. On Monday night they had "PB&J sandis with bananas, a glass of milk and then chased it down with a vodka cranberry." +5. Oh and who is named Denise anymore? Brings me straight back to the Huxtable residence. +7.
-Anthony doesn't like crust on his bread, so Denise removes it for him. +5
-Elizabeth hears slapping noises coming from Denise's room while she's trying to watch TV at night. Dirty sex. +4. Dirty Sex when they know roommate is just outside their door. +2. The fact that Elizabeth wasn't so much bothered by this, but more jealous. +10
-And finally, Anthony calls Elizabeth Jen most of the time. Is it just me or is there NOTHING better than when somebody gets a name wrong? +100.
TOTAL: 153
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